Real Life Lord of the Flies

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Some people believe bigfoot can use their mind to control your thoughts and communicate. But that sort of mind control thing isn't real, right? Well get your foil hats ready. Scientists have been experimenting with a mind control device, with successful attempts on flies.


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  1. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:00:00 PM PDT

    Pow!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:01:00 PM PDT

      I will not get my tinfoil hat ready. It is folded neatly in my dresser.

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    2. UnknownMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:02:00 PM PDT

      You are quick! I was sure I had the first. Nice one, chick.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:08:00 PM PDT

      Thanks Big Jon, next one is yours for sure!

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

      Chick-a-pow!

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  2. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:15:00 PM PDT

    Henry May's brain glows like that when we sees a Twinkie or it's all the crack he does.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:20:00 PM PDT

    What does he say at the end about kids? I think it's about time to stop coming on this site. This is the crap I come here to watch?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:22:00 PM PDT

      Disappointing every dang day. :(

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:32:00 PM PDT

      you watch it? and another visits every day, geez you guys need to get laid.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:08:00 PM PDT

      I do, every dang day! ;)

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

      I get it once a week if I'm lucky.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:35:00 PM PDT

    Yeah.... Flies.
    I'm sure that's all they have accomplished thus far....

    now excuse me while I watch my fav team on tevo, while I pound a coco cola in order to wash down my bigmac while taking a timeout from chronic masturbations to check my text.

    sleep tight

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 4:39:00 PM PDT

      a man after my own heart ;)

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

      it isn't your heart he is after.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      wondered why his couch was always so sticky

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

      well stop kneeling on it and use the floor

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    5. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:36:00 PM PDT

      light it on fire

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    6. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

      We can't say m*sterbation? The censor-bot must be destroyed.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousMonday, May 26, 2014 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

    Would someboy be so kind as to copy this to the next topic as I'm heading out?

    First Fisting.

    Thanks.

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